He can’t climb a deer stand!!, Right???
Well it is getting closer to deer hunting season and I am hearing about more sightings of Lizard Man. Hmmm. …
It started years ago in the 80’s right here in SC in a small town near Bishopville close to Scape Ore Swamp and locals have been reporting sightings of the beast for many years. Described as a 7 foot tall man lizard with glowing red eyes, the creature has been credited with leaving bite marks on a local couple’s vehicle and leaving a trail of carnage including a dead cow and a dog nearby. Sounds scary all right!
Ok, this is not good. I can just see it now…we are deep in the swamp and my husband has been hanging with T- Mobile since he got his first phone in 1991. Since we are in our own deer stands when he texts me and I get his message the next day! Why he won’t change over to Verizon I have no idea.
If I see glowing red eyes coming towards my stand, I will need a plan. No sense trying to call my husband for any help! I will be well armed so Lizard Man stay away!!!